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		<title>My Project Ideas for Google Wave</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2009/11/10/my-project-ideas-for-google-wave/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:25:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Python]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[coding]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[doit]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Silly:

fortune/doit &#8211; Implemented. See Wave Fortune. You can use it be adding wavefortune@appspot.com to your contacts. I mostly made this bot to satisfy my fortune lust, and to get more familiar with app engine and the wave bot api.
wompus/adventure &#8211; Not sure I am actually going to do this one. If I do, it will [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walter&#8217;s My Secret Life Fortune Library</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2009/06/09/walters-my-secret-life-fortune-library/</link>
		<comments>http://kanorben.net/blog/2009/06/09/walters-my-secret-life-fortune-library/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 01:17:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Android]]></category>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kanorben.net/blog/?p=153</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I downloaded the Android Scripting Engine (ASE) on my G1 last night (oh yeah, I got a G1), which adds in Python and Lua functionality in a basic way. Along with the Text-To-Speach library, I hacked up a quick script to playback random DOITs. The slow, dull computerized British voice inspired me to make a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My Experience with the Netflix Problems</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/08/16/my-experience-with-the-netflix-problems/</link>
		<comments>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/08/16/my-experience-with-the-netflix-problems/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Aug 2008 21:38:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[media]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[movies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[DVDs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[netflix]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As some of you may have heard or experienced, Netflix is having lots of problems with like every part of their system right now with their shipment system. After I realized the problem and got the message from Netflix apologizing for the problem, I have watched the whole thing for its humor value. I shipped [...]]]></description>
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		<title>I Hate People Sometimes&#8230;.</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/07/17/i-hate-people-sometimes/</link>
		<comments>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/07/17/i-hate-people-sometimes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 22:47:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[personal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[assholes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[texting]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kanorben.net/blog/?p=76</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just got a new cell phone (it is on my facebook profile if don&#8217;t have it already and you know me), so I have been dealing with wrong numbers. I can ignore those and let my voicemail deal with them, but what sucks are wrong number texts. I think texting is utterly stupid, but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something Went Horribly Wrong</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/07/16/something-went-horribly-wrong/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 00:03:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[culture]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[uchicago]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dilbert]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kanorben.net/blog/?p=73</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I just got a message from the facebook group for students staying at UofC over the summer; I never go, but I still get the messages. Something just seemed wrong with this one:
Subject: Chicago Coalition for the Homeless Party (Open Bar)
SUMMERFEST: benefit for the Chicago Coalition for the Homeless. There will be everything from:
Free food [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Infinatwit</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/07/03/the-infinatwit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:19:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[infinite recursion]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[twitter]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Twitterfeed got me thinking. How long could I get a twitter-twitterfeed infinite recursion loop to go for? I created the infinatwit to put that question to the test by setting twitterfeed to follow infinatwit and post to infinatwit. I think the next step will be to see how many web 2.0 services I can combine [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Overheard in the Used Bookstore Today</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/06/18/overheard-in-the-used-bookstore-today/</link>
		<comments>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/06/18/overheard-in-the-used-bookstore-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Jun 2008 05:06:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[music]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Oak Ridge]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupidity]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/06/18/overheard-in-the-used-bookstore-today/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I was in MrKay&#8217;s today, the used bookstore where I have purchased so many of the DVDs I own (I am back in Oak Ridge until the weekend). Anyway, I overheard a pretty awesome conversation between two high school-aged girls, who were looking at some CDs. I should note that my taste in music differs [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Most Pointless Spam Ever</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/05/26/the-most-pointless-spam-ever/</link>
		<comments>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/05/26/the-most-pointless-spam-ever/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 05:02:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[ACM]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[advertising]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[spam]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/05/26/the-most-pointless-spam-ever/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[As one of the administrators for the ACM mailing list, I am used to dealing with a lot of spam at this point. Even with spam filtering, it used to be pretty terrible, until we made it more aggressive. Of course, none was going out to the list; it was really a difference between spam [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Eulogy for Two Fried G5s</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/05/06/eulogy-for-two-fried-g5s/</link>
		<comments>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/05/06/eulogy-for-two-fried-g5s/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 01:49:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Python]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computers]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[maclab]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://kanorben.net/blog/?p=63</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I wrote this &#8220;eulogy&#8221; for two computers that apparently got fried (as in electrical surge or something) recently in the Maclab. I intended it for fellow tutors, but I was fairly fond of it. It would probably help to know that these computers were named &#8220;python&#8221; and &#8220;ada.&#8221;

We are gathered here today to mourn the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shell Palindrome Fun</title>
		<link>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/04/10/shell-palindrome-fun/</link>
		<comments>http://kanorben.net/blog/2008/04/10/shell-palindrome-fun/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 07:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>knorby</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[OpenBSD]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Solaris]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[humor]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shell scripting]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bash]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mac os x]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shell]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[symmetry]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I had some good old fashion fun today on the shell today. I stumbled across this &#8220;gem&#8221; of an expression:
yes xargs &#124; xargs yes
This expression can be repeated infinitely (mostly) many times without changing the output and without loosing symmetry when joining on the yes&#8217;s. In other words, the last expression is equivalent (in regards [...]]]></description>
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