TechCrunch ran an article a few hours ago (its about 11PM in Chicago as I write this) titled Network Solutions Using Questionable Tactic to Sell More Domain Names, which claims that Network Solutions, the domain registrar, was using its powers as a registrar in questionable ways to reserve any domain searched on their site, thus locking the searcher into buying it from them for much more than they could get otherwise. I thought this believable, but I decided to put this claim to the test for the fun of it, and it is looking much less true, or at least different from what was reported.

I searched for the domain “THISISABOGOUSDOMAIN-NETWORKSOLUTIONSSUCKS.COM”, as I wanted something that was not going to have been taken, and it was not something I would want. Obviously, if Network Solutions put any filters on the domains they pull this scam on, this one wouldn’t be one. Since they loose nothing from doing it, they have no reason to not pull it for every one. I did my first test using whois on my computer, which appears to search verisign databases:

Whois Server Version 2.0

Domain names in the .com and .net domains can now be registered
with many different competing registrars. Go to http://www.internic.net
for detailed information.

No match for “THISISABOGOUSDOMAIN-NETWORKSOLUTIONSSUCKS.COM”.
>>> Last update of whois database: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:20:40 UTC <<<

NOTICE: The expiration date displayed in this record is the date the
registrar’s sponsorship of the domain name registration in the registry is
currently set to expire. This date does not necessarily reflect the expiration
date of the domain name registrant’s agreement with the sponsoring
registrar. Users may consult the sponsoring registrar’s Whois database to
view the registrar’s reported date of expiration for this registration.

TERMS OF USE: You are not authorized to access or query our Whois
database through the use of electronic processes that are high-volume and
automated except as reasonably necessary to register domain names or
modify existing registrations; the Data in VeriSign Global Registry
Services’ (”VeriSign”) Whois database is provided by VeriSign for
information purposes only, and to assist persons in obtaining information
about or related to a domain name registration record. VeriSign does not
guarantee its accuracy. By submitting a Whois query, you agree to abide
by the following terms of use: You agree that you may use this Data only
for lawful purposes and that under no circumstances will you use this Data
to: (1) allow, enable, or otherwise support the transmission of mass
unsolicited, commercial advertising or solicitations via e-mail, telephone,
or facsimile; or (2) enable high volume, automated, electronic processes
that apply to VeriSign (or its computer systems). The compilation,
repackaging, dissemination or other use of this Data is expressly
prohibited without the prior written consent of VeriSign. You agree not to
use electronic processes that are automated and high-volume to access or
query the Whois database except as reasonably necessary to register
domain names or modify existing registrations. VeriSign reserves the right
to restrict your access to the Whois database in its sole discretion to ensure
operational stability. VeriSign may restrict or terminate your access to the
Whois database for failure to abide by these terms of use. VeriSign
reserves the right to modify these terms at any time.

The Registry database contains ONLY .COM, .NET, .EDU domains and
Registrars.

Just for reference, there is a six hour time difference between Central (where I am) and UTC. Also, my clocks are in 24 hour time. Anyway, I then went to networksolutions.com and did a search there. It was about 22:23 Central.

I then got the results. It was marked as available, of course.

The test begins….

I tried godaddy first. This test was immediately after the search at 22:25, so I didn’t expect it to change that fast necessarily, but I figure if it was going to happen, it was going to happen soon…

Whois confirmed the same a minute later…

No match for “THISISABOGOUSDOMAIN-NETWORKSOLUTIONSSUCKS.COM”.
>>> Last update of whois database: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:26:33 UTC <<<

Time passed, but still nothing… Godaddy kept on giving me the same page, and about an hour later, whois still said nothing:

No match for “THISISABOGOUSDOMAIN-NETWORKSOLUTIONSSUCKS.COM”.
>>> Last update of whois database: Fri, 11 Jan 2008 05:16:42 UTC <<<

According the the TechCrunch story, they only can keep it for 5 days before they have to pay for it, so it seems like if they can’t get it in an hour, there isn’t much point. It is quite possible that they cut it out as soon as anyone said anything, but that seems dubious. Its all very strange…

What follows is probably the most perverse shell script I have ever written. I decided to write a script that somehow implemented Hello World for a bunch of languages. I didn’t include Java, because the installation of java on the machine I wrote this script on was somehow messed up. Plus, Java sucks hard. I didn’t do any javascript either as Rhino was messed up (see last sentence), and spidermonkey wasn’t installed. I included far too many, but I will gladly add more if someone bothers to write some. You can also download the file. Wordpress messed a few things up, which I tried to correct, so download the file copy if you actually want to try thing thing out. Also, you might need to install some stuff unless you are in the UofC CS department Linux clusters. I apologize to the world for what my boredom can cause…


#!/usr/bin/env bash
#====================================
echo "Bash:"
bash << EOF
echo "Hello World!"
EOF
#====================================
echo "Python:"
python << EOF
print "Hello World!"
EOF
#====================================
echo "C:"
TMPFILE="/tmp/stupidgcc.c"
TMPOUTPUT="/tmp/stupidgcc"
touch $TMPFILE
cat > $TMPFILE << EOF
#include <stdio.h>
int main(){
printf("Hello World!\n");
return 0;
};
EOF
gcc -o $TMPOUTPUT $TMPFILE
$TMPOUTPUT
rm $TMPFILE $TMPOUTPUT
#====================================
echo "Ruby:"
ruby << EOF
puts "Hello World!\n"
EOF
#====================================
echo "Perl:"
perl << EOF
print "Hello World!\n"
EOF
#====================================
echo "C++:"
TMPFILE="/tmp/stupidg++.cpp"
TMPOUTPUT="/tmp/stupidg++"
touch $TMPFILE
cat > $TMPFILE << EOF
#include <iostream>
using namespace std;
int main()
{
cout << "Hello World!" << endl;
return 0;
}
EOF
g++ -o $TMPOUTPUT $TMPFILE
$TMPOUTPUT
rm $TMPFILE $TMPOUTPUT
#================================
echo "Haskell:"
ghci -e 'print "Hello World!"'
#================================
echo "Awk:"
echo '' |awk '{ print "Hello World!" }'
#================================
echo "Fortran77:"
TMPFILE="/tmp/stupidFortran.f"
TMPOUTPUT="/tmp/stupidFortran"
touch $TMPFILE
#http://www.roesler-ac.de/wolfram/hello.htm#Fortran77
cat > $TMPFILE << EOF
C Hello World in Fortran 77
PROGRAM HELLO
PRINT*, 'Hello World!'
END
EOF
f77 -o $TMPOUTPUT $TMPFILE
$TMPOUTPUT
rm $TMPFILE $TMPOUTPUT
#=======================================
echo "Tcl:"
tclsh << EOF
puts "Hello World!"
EOF
#=======================================
echo "Octave:"
octave -q << EOF
printf("Hello World!\n");
EOF